Ashido: Alright! So, since you're the new girl, we're going to educate you as much as we can as the girls of the popular Class 1-A!
Saya: Eh, and this is necessary because?
Jiro: Aizawa-sensei did say you were kind of ... "uneducated of society", whatever that means.
Saya: *chuckles* Eraser-chan is really caring! Tell you what, he's more like a Dadzawa than a I-don't-get-paid-enough-for-this-crap-zawa, ha!
Asui: Kero, you really do have guts to tease him that way.
Uraraka: *mutters* It's almost scary..
Saya: It's actually fun, once you start pissing criminals and thugs off. Their faces are what makes it so fun to tease them, they're just so surprised I manage to roast the crap out of them!
Everyone: *sweat drops* And getting nearly killed in the process.
Yaoyorozu: Moving on from the subject, what do you like to do, you know, as hobbies?
Saya: Hmm, to be honest all I ever do is kick bad guy ass. When I'm in disguise, though, I just analyze people to gather some info and mix them with my current fighting styles. I guess I never have time to do hobbies...
Hagakure: You always look tired, too! So are you, like, sleep-deprived or something?
Sakuki: That's kinda invasive, don't you think?
Ashido: Yeah, but there's a lot we should know about Kikuyu here!
Saya: You can just call me Saya, Ashido-chan. And well, it isn't really invasive. I don't actually try to hide how tired I look, anyway.
Yaoyorozu: But, do you actually ever get any sleep?
Saya: *grins* Why would I? It's more important to be kicking ass than sleeping. *Turns serious* But that's only because even when I try to, something just keeps prying me awake all the time. I can never figure out what that is, or why it happens. It's honestly freaky because back then, as a child, I always wonder if bad guys are really roaming around my neighborhood. I wonder it so much it kept me awake most of the time.
Asui: So, a gut feeling of some sorts?
Saya: Yeah, I think that's what you guys call it nowadays. A gut feeling..
Ashido: Can we move on? You guys get too dark when it comes to that!
Saya: Sorry, Ashido-chan!
Ashido: It's fine, and call me Mina instead!
Ashido: So, is anyone here interested in anyone?~
Hagakure: Yeah, we gotta have some juicy stuff going around!
Uraraka: I don't really like anyone. I mean, we're mostly focused on our hero careers, right?
Ashido: Aww, c'mon, girl! Give it up, we know you're head over heels for Midoriya!
Uraraka: *blushes* W-What?! Of course not! Deku-kun's a friend, that's it!
Saya: You like 'Zuku?! No way, you gotta tell me more!
Uraraka: N-No, it's not like that, I swear!!
Jiro: *sighs* Aren't you tired of saying the same thing, Uraraka?
Asui: We shouldn't pry off of Ochaco-chan, guys. If she says Midoriya is her friend, then we stick with that until she says otherwise.
Yaoyorozu: Tsuyu-chan's right. We shouldn't meddle into people's business.
Sakuki: *mutters* Even if it's too good to be true..
Sakuki: What? I'm not wrong, am I?
Ashido: *groans* You guys are no fun!
Hagakure: What about Kikuyu-
Hagakure: -Saya. I mean, I've seen her with Bakugo all the time.
Ashido: Oh yeah! *Evil-ish grin* We can't forget about that.
Saya: *blinks* Eh?
Asui: They're asking if you have something for Bakugo. Like a crush, kero.
Jiro: I highly doubt you're into him, of all people.
Saya: Ehh?? Crushing Kacchan? Having something for him? What are you guys saying right now??
Uraraka: ...Um, do you not know what a "crush" means?
Saya: Your definitions of crushing are awfully weird. I wouldn't crush on Kacchan if he didn't piss me off.
Yaoyorozu: *confused* Saya, what do you think we're talking about?
Saya: *puzzled* What are you talking about?? Society is so weird, or maybe I've been detached from it far too long..
Everyone: Is she serious?!
Sakuki: You really don't know what we mean by "having something for him", do you?
Ashido: Well... you know when you like someone, like, in a romantic way?
Ashido: Yeah, it's like that.
Saya: Of course! So Ocha-chan crushes 'Zuku, right?
Everyone: *sweat drops even more* Not necessarily...
Hagakure: The saying is "Uraraka has a crush on Midoriya", but I think you're getting it!
Saya: So you guys are asking me if I like Kacchan that way?
Yaoyorozu: You don't exactly have to tell us about that. Some people *eyes Ashido and Hagakure* like to pry off of someone's business without consent.
Ashido: Not our fault you guys have nothing to talk about! It's like only Uraraka seems to be head over heels for someone!
Uraraka: *waving arms around while blushing* I swear I don't like him!
Saya: I mean, if I want to, right?
Asui: As long as you're comfortable in telling us if you like Bakugo, kero. Although I highly doubt you like him, no offense.
Jiro: Yeah, it'd be pretty hard to imagine Bakugo with a girl, or anyone.
Saya: Well, I guess I do like him, like as in friends! He's cool and awesome, he has amazing skills, he's aggressive but that's part of who he is. He recognizes people who he considers equals, like Eijiro-kun and I think 'Zuku. He has an awesome Quirk, he's just so cool!
Saya: *smiles brightly* But he's a good friend, overall. No "crush" or anything like that.
Uraraka: So you really are his childhood friend! But you said you moved when you turned 5, so you weren't able to hang out with him and Deku-kun at that time. How did you manage to think of all that??
Saya: I observed him, from outbursts to his matches in the Sports Festival. I just was able to guess he's so loud and angry all the time.
Yaoyorozu: Amazing. Is that your Quirk, or is it just lucky guesses?
Saya: Eh, I think anyone could pull it off. Just like I thought you were a bit down after your fight with Fumi-chan.
Yaoyorozu: Oh, that. i guess I didn't make much of an impression there, huh?
Saya: *freaks out* W-Wait, no not like that! I mean, some of you are kinda like open books that are readable! I didn't want to make you feel that way, I swear! *hugs Yaoyorozu as she pouts comically*
Sakuki: *Rolls eyes* Calm down, jeez.
Saya: No, shut up! I don't want to make my new friends feel that way!
Uraraka: You already consider us as your friends?! That was fast, heh.
Saya: Yeah, like second sisters or something! I mean, I really wanted to know you when I first saw you, and after meeting you, I really want to protect you all no matter what :(
Everyone: *thinking* So sweet!
Yaoyorozu: *still stunned by the hug* So, Bakugo-san is right. You really are a mother hen.
Saya: *dismayed* Yaomomo, not you too!
Uraraka: Momma Fox!
Kaminari: Man, I thought I was going to win!
Sero: It's only fair Kirishima gets the last soda can. You did brought the idea out, anyway.
Iida: Shouldn't you three be working on the assigned homework? It's going to get dark soon!
Kaminari: The homework's really hard, though! I thought my head was going to explode :(
Kirishima: You could have gotten Bakugo to help you out.
Kaminari: I'm not getting bonked on the head every time I get something wrong.
Sero: Yeah, I think you would get a concussion for how dumb you are.
Bakugo: I'm not going to help you! Get someone else to do it for you, but I'm not tutoring a dunce-faced Walmart Pikachu!
Kaminari: *dismayed* You wound me!
Kirishima: *chuckles* That's a new one.
Iida: Refrain from calling your classmate names, Bakugo! It's rude!
Tokoyami: It's not like scolding will ever bring them out from the darkness.
Eisho: *sorely* The asteroids shooting down to our own land... it's an endless number of stars in the sky *coughs harshly*.
Sero: Be careful, 'Sho. You guys are cool but it's sometimes hard to understand what you say.
Eisho: *signs* Apologies. Colors swirl around a lot.
Bakugo: You're not supposed to apologize, idiot.
Eisho: *coos irritatingly*
Midoriya: Where are the girls right now? I haven't seen them since we came back from school.
Kirishima: Oh yeah, I heard they wanted to "educate" Kikuyu-san or something. Hopefully it isn't like that.
Bakugo: You idiot! Of course they wouldn't do something like that! They have Ponytail, Maple Syrup, and Frogface with them!
Todoroki: Bakugo's right, we shouldn't worry about what they're telling Kikuyu-san. There are some reasonable people with them.
Ojiro: And to realize how dense Kikuyu-chan really is. I can't help but compare that to Todoroki's dense meter.
Sero: *sorting cards* Dense meter, huh? 'Sho's is much higher than Todoroki and Kikuyu.
Eisho: *signs annoyingly* Our worlds are far more separate than you think.
Ojiro: I mean, you three are a bit similar in a way.
Iida: Look, we should at least worry about the homework we were all assigned. The talking about our classmates, especially our transfer student, shall wait for another time.
Midoriya: I was actually already done before we got back from U.A.
Todoroki: Yeah, same here.
Bakugo: It was easy, obviously.
Kaminari: Of course you guys would finish it up. How does it feel being in the top, huh?!
Bakugo: *pissed* You got a death wish, Pikachu!?
Ashido: *walking in with the girls* Hey, guys!
Iida: Hello, girls. Did you make make sure the transfer student felt comfortable in the new environment?
Saya: Wait, what? That's what you guys try to do this whole time?
Saya: *eyes shining* Wahh! You guys are so nice! *hugs all the girls*
Everyone: So bright..!
Bakugo: *scoffs* You adopted them, too?
Saya: *huffs* Stop that!
Kaminari: I want to be adopted too! Pick me!!
Saya: Hey, wait! I'm not looking to adopt any-WAHH
Saya: *gets hoarded by the girls and some of the boys*
Them: Mamma Hen!
Bakugo: *smirks* Idiot
Sakuki: Shouldn't we stop them? I'm not sure if Saya's comfortable with them...
Midoriya: *smiles* She hasn't felt this in a long time. Let her have it for now.
Sakuki: Oh, alright then..
Saya: *thinking* I may as well just... accept this. Cherish this as much as I can..
Everyone: *laughing wholesomely*
Saya: ...but, it'll be the end...
Saya: ...once I reveal the truth. Soon, it'll all come crashing down..